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The Difference-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 88 phase] 605

March 20th, 2012 Shasa No comments

The Difference-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 88 phase] 605


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NO.1

A: “Hello!” [Answering the phone…]

NO.2

B: “Hello, my name is Peter, I want to speak to section chief, Mr. Zhao please.” [Calling…]

NO.3

A: “Sir, which person do you want to speak to? Is the section chief or Mr. Zhao? My father told me that He will answer the phone as Mr. Zhao only!”[The true…]

NO.4

B: “…………” [Speechless…]

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Whether The Advertisement Can Believe?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 88 phase] 600

March 14th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Whether The Advertisement Can Believe?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 88 phase] 600


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NO.1

A: “Hey, what are you watching for?” [Asking…]

B: “An advertisement.”[Ignore…]

Explain: There is a drink named “Wonderful love”, and the advertisement about it is “Wonderful love is the felling of your first love.”

NO.2

A: “Is it so fantastic?” [Interested in…]

B: “Wonderful love is the felling of your first love!”[Imitating…]

NO.3

A: “So, whether it can believe?” [Continue…]

B: “No, it’s no worth to believe.”[Answering…]

NO.4

A: “Why!!” [Don’t understand…]

B: “Shit!! You know I have drunk it for several times, and never found the felling of my first love.”[Depressed…]

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After The Decade-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 87 phase] 599

March 13th, 2012 Shasa No comments

After The Decade-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 87 phase] 599


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NO.1

A: “Hey, how about your performance recently?” [Depressed…]

B: “Oh, everything is ok and I always gain more applause.”[Excited…]

NO.2

A: “But for me, just only several people follow me!” [Laziness…]

B: “Oh, it’s all right, come on! You are better than me when I was a young.”[Comforting…]

NO.3

A: “Why? When I was a young, I always gain more applause and I’m the trend.” [Memories before decade…]

B: “At that time, the audiences had sent me a house.”[A Joke…]

NO.4

A: “It is better then me!!” [Don’t understand…]

B: “Ah ah ah…It’s everyone give me a brick that can be build a house.”[Humor…]

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Rhino With Tiger-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 87 phase] 597

March 10th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Rhino With Tiger-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 87 phase] 597


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NO.1

Husband: “Ha ha ha… it’s so interesting!”[Suddenly…]

Wife: “What’s the matter with you?” [Curious…]

NO.2

Husband: “Hum, I’m reading the news.”[Prepare to read…]

Wife: “What’s the interesting, share me it!” [An order…]

NO.3

Husband: “Ah, it’s said that couples’ get along is determined by the sign of the Zodiac.”[Reading for wife…]

Wife: “So you are the tiger and I’m the cow, always the cow will afraid of the tiger!” [Awkward…]

NO.4

Husband: “Oh, no. You know you are the rhino and I’m the gecko. I’m always afraid of you.”[A joke…]

Wife: “…………” [Speechless…]

Explain: It is the culture of China that will take some animals stand of the fate just like the sign of the Zodiac,there is twelve animals as: The rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog, and pig.

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Shut Up Now!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 587

February 29th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Shut Up Now!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 587


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NO.1

Barber: “Oh…dear miss, your hair is a bit dry!” [Point out…]

Customer: “…………” [Calm down…]

NO.2

Barber: “Look! Your head type is relative flat! Maybe it’s hard to have a beautiful hairstyle.” [Show off …]

Customer: “…………” [Speechless…]

NO.3

Barber: “So what’s the hairstyle do you want to choose today?” [Asking…]

Customer: “No perm, no dye! Don’t make nutrition, don’t do the membership card, and don’t buy the decorative hair products, just cut hairs and you must shut up now! Ok, let’s begin!” [Striking…]

NO.4

Barber: “XXOO*&%&^&” [Scared…]

Customer: “Aha…” [Glory in…]

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Not A Gastronome-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 586

February 27th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Not A Gastronome-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 586


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NO.1

A: “Hey! All kind of foods I have tasted, so that I’m a gastronome.” [Show off …]

B: “No! I think you just an eater, but I have tasted the foods from different areas! So, I’m a real gastronome.” [Slighting…]

NO.2

A: “Really? Can you tell me something interesting?” [Unconfident…]

B: “Have you heard the ‘三吱儿’,it’s just the newborn rat.” [Prideful…]

NO.3

A: “Oh my gosh! So have you eaten the spider?” [Afraid …]

B: “Of course!” [as cool as a cucumber…]

NO.4

A: “How about it tasted?” [Curious…]

B: “Oh…it tasted just like the fly!” [A joke…]

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No Preferential Treatment-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 583

February 23rd, 2012 Shasa No comments

No Preferential Treatment-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 583


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NO.1

THE BOARDING CHECH-IN

Passenger: “Oh…I’m sorry I was late!” [Out of breathe…]

Worker: “Glad to see you sir, what can I help you?” [Working…]

NO.2

Passenger: “I’m catching the flight.” [Worry …]

Worker: “So which flight has you order?” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: “My flight takes off at 8:30am will go to Beijing. Is my flight still waiting?” [Explain…]

Worker: “Oh…sorry sir, you flight was taken off.” [Checking…]

NO.4

Passenger: “But I was ordered the first-seat. Is there a preferential treatment?” [Very anxious…]

Worker: “Sorry sir, No! The first-seats took off together with the economic-seats.” [Speechless…]

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So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580


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[ REGISTRY ]

NO.1

Staff: “Hello! Here is the registry” [Calling…]

Small ants: “…………” [Ignore …]

NO.2

Staff: “What’s your name sir?”[Asking…]

Small ants: “I’m Mr Yang.” [Ignore also…]

[Explain: The “Yang” spelling as the same with “goat” in China.]

NO.3

Staff: “Really? But why you don’t have the cavel?”[Intentional…]

Small ants: “Oh…you have made a mistake, shit!”[Angry with it…]

NO.4

Staff: “Ah…so that, ok! I see.”[Realized…]

Small ants: “…………” [Angrier …]

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Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577

February 17th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577


NO.1

A: “Hi, I have a wonderful joke, attention to me!”[Intentional…]

B: “Ok, please!” [Don’t care…]

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NO.2

A: “This Valentine’s Day, couriers are work hard, girlfriends are so boring and the boyfriends are also injured, because of the lovers get together.”[Excited…]

B: “This is too light!” [Boring…](Explain: the “light” means as “boring” in china)

NO.3

A: “This morning I saw a person, who is picking the dung at the gate, and he slips with careless, then all the dung scattered!”[Continue…]

B: “No. It’s also too light!” [Boring…]

NO.4

A: “But how can you know its taste too light, maybe you had a try of the dung before?”[Unhappy…]

B: “…………” [Speechless…]

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Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575

February 15th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575


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NO.1

Driver: “Sir, where do you want to go?”[Driving…]

Passenger: “Oh, to the airport, please.” [On the taxi…]

NO.2

Driver: “Ok!”[Expected…]

Passenger: “By the way ,may I ask you a question?” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: How far from there to the airport?”[Wondering…]

Driver: “Oh, it’s so far from here to airport.” [Perfunctory…]

NO.4

Passenger: “At least how long can I get there if riding a horse?”[Asking again…]

Driver: “You want to ride a horse to the airport? Oh, my god! Are you crazy?!” [Absurd…]

Passenger: How long QiMa?

Driver: QiMa will be longer. ( QiMa sound as “at least”,and “ride a horse” in Chinese) [Misconception….]

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