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Toothache -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 85 phase] 579

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

Toothache -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 85 phase] 579

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NO.1

Patient: “Doctor, please help me, I have got a toothache!”[For help…]

Doctor: “Oh, take yourself relaxed and I will have a check.”[Ready…]

NO.2

Patient: “Eh…” [Frighten…]

Doctor: “Oh, Your teeth as if infestation.”[Diagnosing…]

NO.3

Patient: “Wow, it’s unfortunate for me!”[Scared…]

Doctor: “Yes, your teeth really infestation!”[Tell the result…]

NO.4

Patient: “Shit!! But how can I get a toothache? It’s unimagined.”[Asking…]

Doctor: “Oh, you see you have spoken out more and more ‘shit’!”[Inculcate+Treat…]

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Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577

February 17th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577


NO.1

A: “Hi, I have a wonderful joke, attention to me!”[Intentional…]

B: “Ok, please!” [Don’t care…]

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NO.2

A: “This Valentine’s Day, couriers are work hard, girlfriends are so boring and the boyfriends are also injured, because of the lovers get together.”[Excited…]

B: “This is too light!” [Boring…](Explain: the “light” means as “boring” in china)

NO.3

A: “This morning I saw a person, who is picking the dung at the gate, and he slips with careless, then all the dung scattered!”[Continue…]

B: “No. It’s also too light!” [Boring…]

NO.4

A: “But how can you know its taste too light, maybe you had a try of the dung before?”[Unhappy…]

B: “…………” [Speechless…]

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Your Specific Function-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 576

February 16th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Your Specific Function-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 576


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NO.1

A: “Fuck!”[Suddenly…]

B: “…………” [Ignore…]

NO.2

A: “Fuck! Fuck you!”[Continue…]

B: “…………” [Awkward…]

NO.3

B: “You have a specific function, right?”[Unbearable…]

A: “No. Why you think about me like this?” [Interrogative…]

NO.4

B: “But how can you speak out more about the dirty words from your small mouth?”[Unimaginable…]

A: “…………” [Embarrassed…]

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Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575

February 15th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575


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NO.1

Driver: “Sir, where do you want to go?”[Driving…]

Passenger: “Oh, to the airport, please.” [On the taxi…]

NO.2

Driver: “Ok!”[Expected…]

Passenger: “By the way ,may I ask you a question?” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: How far from there to the airport?”[Wondering…]

Driver: “Oh, it’s so far from here to airport.” [Perfunctory…]

NO.4

Passenger: “At least how long can I get there if riding a horse?”[Asking again…]

Driver: “You want to ride a horse to the airport? Oh, my god! Are you crazy?!” [Absurd…]

Passenger: How long QiMa?

Driver: QiMa will be longer. ( QiMa sound as “at least”,and “ride a horse” in Chinese) [Misconception….]

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Action Again!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 573

February 11th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Action Again!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 573


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NO.1

Director: “Cut… Action again.”[Action director…]

Actor: “…………” [Speechless…]

NO.2

Director: “Cut! It’s out of results, action again.”[Depressed…]

Actor: “…………” [Change…]

NO.3

Director: “Cut! Come on…can’t you be serious?Action again!”[Angry…]

Actor: “…………” [Awkward…]

NO.4

Actor: “Oh…is it ok? So many times this night. Do you want to kill me? ” [Angry…]

Director: “Cut! You have no lines, action again!”[On working…]

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Which Seats Do You Want To Buy?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 572

February 11th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Which Seats Do You Want To Buy?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 572


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NO.1

A: “May I help you ,sir?”[Posturing…]

B: “Oh…I want to buy a ticket!”[Asking…]

NO.2

A: “Which seats do you want to choose?”[Working habit…]

B: “How many seats you can offer?” [Asking…]

NO.3

A: “Ah! Principal seat, first seat, second eats and so on. The second seat will be waiting a moment.”[Experienced…]

B: “Oh…let me have a look, wait for me please.”[Hesitating…]

NO.4

A: “Don’t hesitate sir! When you are thinking, the first seat will out of offer!”[Urgent…]

B: “OK! Please offer me the tickets which not are waiting!”[Confused…]

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You Are Incurable-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 571

February 9th, 2012 Shasa No comments

You Are Incurable-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 571


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NO.1

Doctor: “Sir! Are you drinking and smoking?”[Asking…]

Patient: “Oh…I never drink and smoke!”[Answering…]

NO.2

Doctor: “You always have to go to cafe or play card, right?”[Asking again…]

Patient: “No! I always drink boiled water and never went to play cards.” [Answering…]


NO.3

Doctor: “Maybe your hobby is the sauna and the ballroom only? [Curious…]

Patient: “Oh…I never dared to go to those places.”[Honest…]

NO.4

Doctor: “Oh! My god! You can go now! The people who are like you are incurable at present!”[Depressed…]

Patient: “Doctor, I beg you and please help me!”[Begging…]

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Life-[Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 563

January 31st, 2012 Shasa No comments

Life-[Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 563



NO.1
A:”What did you do today?”[Meet with MR.B ...]
B:Oh…I made the goods moved all day!”[Dejected ...]

NO.2
A:”Really?!how about it?”[Care about...] ceramic wedding bands
B:Oh,my god!I’m so tired!!It’s crazy!”[complain...]

NO.3
A:”Ah…that’s great for you!”[Excited...]
B:”Why?”[confused...]

NO.4
A:”haha…because only the dead can fell
most comfortable.”[Explain...]
B:”………..”[Speechless...]

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The Cheapest Iphone4- [Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 560

January 18th, 2012 Shasa No comments

The Cheapest Iphone4- [Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 560
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NO.1
son:”I bought an iphone4 to mom yesterday,I told her the cell phone just cost me CNY300! Beacuse if

told her the actual price she will certainly scold me! So,Today I will make sure mom is happy with the

new phone and cheapest price!”

NO.2
mother:”Who is that?”[going to up the door...]
son:”Mom!It’s me ,I’m come back!”[Knock on the door...]

NO.3
mother:”Oh…my baby,come on!”[happy...]
son:”Mom! Would you like the new iphone4 I bought for you?”[happy and excited...]

NO.4
mother:”Ah…This morning to buy food, there is a man who saw my cell phone with 500 dollars to buy it,

It can  make a profit of CNY200! SO,I sold it!”[very happy and excited...]
son:”…………”[Distressed...]

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Angel And God- [Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 83 phase] 557

January 14th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Angel And God- [Tungsten Cool Ant Comic the 83 phase] 557

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NO.1
The passenger:”……….”
The airplane attendant:”Excuse me sir, please sit on the location, the plane take off immediately.”

NO.2
The passenger:” Miss, please up my luggage! ”
The airplane attendant:”Sorry sir, I can’t lift it alone, let’s together?”

NO.3
The passenger:”You are Angel, right? Angels won’t go on?”
The airplane attendant:”Oh…you are my god and you can’t put it up ,do I make it?”

NO.4
The passenger:”……….”
The airplane attendant:”……….”

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