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NO.1

Staff: “What can I help you sir？” [Passionate…]

Small ants: “Eh……” [Awkward …]

NO.2

Staff: “Whether our dishes is good for you appetite?”[Passionate…]

Small ants: “Yes, it’s very delicious. But I…… ” [Awkward…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Sorry! But I have no money to check out. I forgot it.”[Speak out…]

Staff: “Don’t worry, you can check out with you credit card.”[Offer means…]

NO.4

Small ants: “What a pity for me that I don’t have a credit card also.” [Sham-making…]

Staff: “All right, maybe you can help us to do the dishes.”[Understand…]

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NO.1

Staff: “Hello! Here is the registry” [Calling…]

Small ants: “…………” [Ignore …]

NO.2

Staff: “What’s your name sir?”[Asking…]

Small ants: “I’m Mr Yang.” [Ignore also…]

[Explain: The “Yang” spelling as the same with “goat” in China.]

NO.3

Staff: “Really? But why you don’t have the cavel?”[Intentional…]

Small ants: “Oh…you have made a mistake, shit!”[Angry with it…]

NO.4

Staff: “Ah…so that, ok! I see.”[Realized…]

Small ants: “…………” [Angrier …]

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NO.1

Patient: “Doctor, please help me, I have got a toothache!”[For help…]

Doctor: “Oh, take yourself relaxed and I will have a check.”[Ready…]

NO.2

Patient: “Eh…” [Frighten…]

Doctor: “Oh, Your teeth as if infestation.”[Diagnosing…]

NO.3

Patient: “Wow, it’s unfortunate for me!”[Scared…]

Doctor: “Yes, your teeth really infestation!”[Tell the result…]

NO.4

Patient: “Shit!! But how can I get a toothache? It’s unimagined.”[Asking…]

Doctor: “Oh, you see you have spoken out more and more ‘shit’!”[Inculcate+Treat…]

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NO.1

Small ants: [Happy for the Valentine’s Day…]

Beauty ants: [Valentine’s Day is boring…]

NO.2

Small ants: “Hi, girl! How are you?”[Communicating…]

Beauty ants: “Hello! I’m fine thank you.” [Farfetched…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Today is so cool, and I want to invite you to dinner.”[Minded…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, but I have supper already.” [An excuse…]

NO.4

Small ants: “Ah, I see. Let’s chat get together？”[Inviting…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, it’s time for me to have supper, see you next time, bye!” [Refusing…]

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A: “Hi, I have a wonderful joke, attention to me!”[Intentional…]

B: “Ok, please!” [Don’t care…]

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NO.2

A: “This Valentine’s Day, couriers are work hard, girlfriends are so boring and the boyfriends are also injured, because of the lovers get together.”[Excited…]

B: “This is too light!” [Boring…](Explain: the “light” means as “boring” in china)

NO.3

A: “This morning I saw a person, who is picking the dung at the gate, and he slips with careless, then all the dung scattered!”[Continue…]

B: “No. It’s also too light!” [Boring…]

NO.4

A: “But how can you know its taste too light, maybe you had a try of the dung before?”[Unhappy…]

B: “…………” [Speechless…]

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NO.1

A: “Fuck!”[Suddenly…]

B: “…………” [Ignore…]

NO.2

A: “Fuck! Fuck you!”[Continue…]

B: “…………” [Awkward…]

NO.3

B: “You have a specific function, right？”[Unbearable…]

A: “No. Why you think about me like this?” [Interrogative…]

NO.4

B: “But how can you speak out more about the dirty words from your small mouth?”[Unimaginable…]

A: “…………” [Embarrassed…]

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NO.1

Driver: “Sir, where do you want to go?”[Driving…]

Passenger: “Oh, to the airport, please.” [On the taxi…]

NO.2

Driver: “Ok!”[Expected…]

Passenger: “By the way ,may I ask you a question？” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: How far from there to the airport？”[Wondering…]

Driver: “Oh, it’s so far from here to airport.” [Perfunctory…]

NO.4

Passenger: “At least how long can I get there if riding a horse?”[Asking again…]

Driver: “You want to ride a horse to the airport? Oh, my god! Are you crazy?!” [Absurd…]

Passenger: How long QiMa?

Driver: QiMa will be longer. ( QiMa sound as “at least”,and “ride a horse” in Chinese) [Misconception….]

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NO.1

A: “Excuse me, sir, may I delay your some time?”[Asking…]

B: “What’s the matter?” [Opening the door…]

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NO.2

A: “I had a new gas furnace; its best feature is that save gas, to be save one-third of gas than the average gas stove.”[promote…]

B: “Ok! I want to buy three. ” [Calm…]

NO.3

A: “It’s great! You have done a good job, and may I ask you a question?”[Excited…]

B: “Ok, please!” [Generous…]

NO.4

A: “How many people are there in your family? Why you buy three gases? ” [Curious…]

B: “You know each one can save one-third gas and it is will no need for me to buy other gas, all right?”[Perfect plan…]

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NO.1

Director: “Cut… Action again.”[Action director…]

Actor: “…………” [Speechless…]

NO.2

Director: “Cut! It’s out of results, action again.”[Depressed…]

Actor: “…………” [Change…]

NO.3

Director: “Cut! Come on…can’t you be serious？Action again!”[Angry…]

Actor: “…………” [Awkward…]

NO.4

Actor: “Oh…is it ok? So many times this night. Do you want to kill me? ” [Angry…]

Director: “Cut! You have no lines, action again!”[On working…]

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NO.1

A: “May I help you ,sir？”[Posturing…]

B: “Oh…I want to buy a ticket!”[Asking…]

NO.2

A: “Which seats do you want to choose？”[Working habit…]

B: “How many seats you can offer?” [Asking…]

NO.3

A: “Ah! Principal seat, first seat, second eats and so on. The second seat will be waiting a moment.”[Experienced…]

B: “Oh…let me have a look, wait for me please.”[Hesitating…]

NO.4

A: “Don’t hesitate sir! When you are thinking, the first seat will out of offer!”[Urgent…]

B: “OK! Please offer me the tickets which not are waiting!”[Confused…]

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