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The Fate Of Poor Memory-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 581

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

The Fate Of Poor Memory-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 581

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Cashier

NO.1

Staff: “What can I help you sir?” [Passionate…]

Small ants: “Eh……” [Awkward …]

NO.2

Staff: “Whether our dishes is good for you appetite?”[Passionate…]

Small ants: “Yes, it’s very delicious. But I…… ” [Awkward…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Sorry! But I have no money to check out. I forgot it.”[Speak out…]

Staff: “Don’t worry, you can check out with you credit card.”[Offer means…]

NO.4

Small ants: “What a pity for me that I don’t have a credit card also.” [Sham-making…]

Staff: “All right, maybe you can help us to do the dishes.”[Understand…]

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So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580

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[ REGISTRY ]

NO.1

Staff: “Hello! Here is the registry” [Calling…]

Small ants: “…………” [Ignore …]

NO.2

Staff: “What’s your name sir?”[Asking…]

Small ants: “I’m Mr Yang.” [Ignore also…]

[Explain: The “Yang” spelling as the same with “goat” in China.]

NO.3

Staff: “Really? But why you don’t have the cavel?”[Intentional…]

Small ants: “Oh…you have made a mistake, shit!”[Angry with it…]

NO.4

Staff: “Ah…so that, ok! I see.”[Realized…]

Small ants: “…………” [Angrier …]

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Refused-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 578

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

Refused-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 578

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NO.1

Small ants: [Happy for the Valentine’s Day…]

Beauty ants: [Valentine’s Day is boring…]

NO.2

Small ants: “Hi, girl! How are you?”[Communicating…]

Beauty ants: “Hello! I’m fine thank you.” [Farfetched…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Today is so cool, and I want to invite you to dinner.”[Minded…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, but I have supper already.” [An excuse…]

NO.4

Small ants: “Ah, I see. Let’s chat get together?”[Inviting…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, it’s time for me to have supper, see you next time, bye!” [Refusing…]

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Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577

February 17th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Heavy Taste-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 577


NO.1

A: “Hi, I have a wonderful joke, attention to me!”[Intentional…]

B: “Ok, please!” [Don’t care…]

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NO.2

A: “This Valentine’s Day, couriers are work hard, girlfriends are so boring and the boyfriends are also injured, because of the lovers get together.”[Excited…]

B: “This is too light!” [Boring…](Explain: the “light” means as “boring” in china)

NO.3

A: “This morning I saw a person, who is picking the dung at the gate, and he slips with careless, then all the dung scattered!”[Continue…]

B: “No. It’s also too light!” [Boring…]

NO.4

A: “But how can you know its taste too light, maybe you had a try of the dung before?”[Unhappy…]

B: “…………” [Speechless…]

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Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575

February 15th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Ride A Horse To The Airport-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 575


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NO.1

Driver: “Sir, where do you want to go?”[Driving…]

Passenger: “Oh, to the airport, please.” [On the taxi…]

NO.2

Driver: “Ok!”[Expected…]

Passenger: “By the way ,may I ask you a question?” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: How far from there to the airport?”[Wondering…]

Driver: “Oh, it’s so far from here to airport.” [Perfunctory…]

NO.4

Passenger: “At least how long can I get there if riding a horse?”[Asking again…]

Driver: “You want to ride a horse to the airport? Oh, my god! Are you crazy?!” [Absurd…]

Passenger: How long QiMa?

Driver: QiMa will be longer. ( QiMa sound as “at least”,and “ride a horse” in Chinese) [Misconception….]

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Action Again!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 573

February 11th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Action Again!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 573


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NO.1

Director: “Cut… Action again.”[Action director…]

Actor: “…………” [Speechless…]

NO.2

Director: “Cut! It’s out of results, action again.”[Depressed…]

Actor: “…………” [Change…]

NO.3

Director: “Cut! Come on…can’t you be serious?Action again!”[Angry…]

Actor: “…………” [Awkward…]

NO.4

Actor: “Oh…is it ok? So many times this night. Do you want to kill me? ” [Angry…]

Director: “Cut! You have no lines, action again!”[On working…]

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Which Seats Do You Want To Buy?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 572

February 11th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Which Seats Do You Want To Buy?-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 572


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NO.1

A: “May I help you ,sir?”[Posturing…]

B: “Oh…I want to buy a ticket!”[Asking…]

NO.2

A: “Which seats do you want to choose?”[Working habit…]

B: “How many seats you can offer?” [Asking…]

NO.3

A: “Ah! Principal seat, first seat, second eats and so on. The second seat will be waiting a moment.”[Experienced…]

B: “Oh…let me have a look, wait for me please.”[Hesitating…]

NO.4

A: “Don’t hesitate sir! When you are thinking, the first seat will out of offer!”[Urgent…]

B: “OK! Please offer me the tickets which not are waiting!”[Confused…]

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You Are Incurable-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 571

February 9th, 2012 Shasa No comments

You Are Incurable-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 571


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NO.1

Doctor: “Sir! Are you drinking and smoking?”[Asking…]

Patient: “Oh…I never drink and smoke!”[Answering…]

NO.2

Doctor: “You always have to go to cafe or play card, right?”[Asking again…]

Patient: “No! I always drink boiled water and never went to play cards.” [Answering…]


NO.3

Doctor: “Maybe your hobby is the sauna and the ballroom only? [Curious…]

Patient: “Oh…I never dared to go to those places.”[Honest…]

NO.4

Doctor: “Oh! My god! You can go now! The people who are like you are incurable at present!”[Depressed…]

Patient: “Doctor, I beg you and please help me!”[Begging…]

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Specialty-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase]568

February 8th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Specialty-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase]568


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NO.1

A:”How about your Spring Festival? “[Comes across...]

B: “Oh! It’s great!”[Happy...]

NO.2

A:” So, is there anything specialty in your hometown?”[Asking...]

B: “Of course!!”[Blurt out...]

NO.3

A:”What is that? I’m so interested in!”[Curious...]

B:” It’s the Health Wine! “[Answering…]

NO.4

A:”Wow!What is the function of it? “[Curious more...]

B:”You know, Take the wine fall into the noodles, then the noodles can stand up by itself!! “[A joke…]

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Punishment -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase]569

February 7th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Punishment -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase]569


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NO.1

Husband:” Darling!What we will eat tonight? [Passionate…]

Wife: “Celery!”[ Unconcerned…]

NO.2

A:”Why still it! We have eaten it so many! “[Depressed…]

B:” Whatever?!” [Don’t want to talk…]

NO.3

A:” I don’t want to eat it, and I hate it!”[Complained…]

B:”That’s your problem! It’s the result you make me angry! “[Impatient…]

NO.4

A:”Darling! I beg you and you can’t punish yourself to eat celery.”[Tender…]

But you should also punishment yourself.

B:”You know, I ate it without impotence! It’s no affection for me.” [Unconcerned…]

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