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Shut Up Now!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 587

February 29th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Shut Up Now!-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 587


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NO.1

Barber: “Oh…dear miss, your hair is a bit dry!” [Point out…]

Customer: “…………” [Calm down…]

NO.2

Barber: “Look! Your head type is relative flat! Maybe it’s hard to have a beautiful hairstyle.” [Show off …]

Customer: “…………” [Speechless…]

NO.3

Barber: “So what’s the hairstyle do you want to choose today?” [Asking…]

Customer: “No perm, no dye! Don’t make nutrition, don’t do the membership card, and don’t buy the decorative hair products, just cut hairs and you must shut up now! Ok, let’s begin!” [Striking…]

NO.4

Barber: “XXOO*&%&^&” [Scared…]

Customer: “Aha…” [Glory in…]

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Not A Gastronome-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 586

February 27th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Not A Gastronome-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 586


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NO.1

A: “Hey! All kind of foods I have tasted, so that I’m a gastronome.” [Show off …]

B: “No! I think you just an eater, but I have tasted the foods from different areas! So, I’m a real gastronome.” [Slighting…]

NO.2

A: “Really? Can you tell me something interesting?” [Unconfident…]

B: “Have you heard the ‘三吱儿’,it’s just the newborn rat.” [Prideful…]

NO.3

A: “Oh my gosh! So have you eaten the spider?” [Afraid …]

B: “Of course!” [as cool as a cucumber…]

NO.4

A: “How about it tasted?” [Curious…]

B: “Oh…it tasted just like the fly!” [A joke…]

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The performance-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 585

February 27th, 2012 Shasa No comments

The performance-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 585

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NO.1

A and B meet in the street

A: “Hey! How about the performance you had seen yesterday?”

B: “Oh…what a pity for it! So many people there are and I must jump up for a look. I’m sorry for have something to do, see you! ” [Working…]

NO.2

A and C meet in the street

A: “Hi! Glad to see you.”

C: “Hello!”

NO.3

A: “What did you do yesterday?” [Asking …]

C: “Oh…I went to see a performance.” [Answering…]

NO.4

A: “How about it?” [Asking…]

C: “It’s so bad! I couldn’t see the performance clearly because of a person in front of me always jump up, he is so foolish!” [Complaining…]

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Inside And Outside The Telephone-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 584

February 24th, 2012 Shasa No comments

Inside And Outside The Telephone-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 584


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NO.1

Patient: “Oh, doctor, I can’t sleep well, can you help me?”[Very heavyhearted…]

NO.2

Doctor: “Yes, how old are you?” [Asking …]

NO.3

Worker: “Oh…I’m fifteen.” [Answering…]

NO.4

Passenger: “It is you didn’t pass the exam.Is it?” [Understand…]

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No Preferential Treatment-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 583

February 23rd, 2012 Shasa No comments

No Preferential Treatment-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 583


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NO.1

THE BOARDING CHECH-IN

Passenger: “Oh…I’m sorry I was late!” [Out of breathe…]

Worker: “Glad to see you sir, what can I help you?” [Working…]

NO.2

Passenger: “I’m catching the flight.” [Worry …]

Worker: “So which flight has you order?” [Asking…]

NO.3

Passenger: “My flight takes off at 8:30am will go to Beijing. Is my flight still waiting?” [Explain…]

Worker: “Oh…sorry sir, you flight was taken off.” [Checking…]

NO.4

Passenger: “But I was ordered the first-seat. Is there a preferential treatment?” [Very anxious…]

Worker: “Sorry sir, No! The first-seats took off together with the economic-seats.” [Speechless…]

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A Clever Method-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 582

February 23rd, 2012 Shasa No comments

A Clever Method-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 582



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NO.1

Staff: “Boss, I’m so boring.” [Complain…]

Boss: “What’s wrong with you?” [query …]

NO.2

Staff: “Most of the ladies come here always said that the price is cheaper in past?” [Explain…]

Boss: “Ah…I see.” [Understand …]

NO.3

Staff: “How can I make them think the price at present is reasonable?” [Asking…]

Boss: “First of all, you hear they said that you can make yourself as if very surprise.” [Teaching …]

NO.4

Staff: “E r…what can I say the next?” [Continue…]

Boss: Then, you can tell them ‘Oh…my dear Mrs., that price what you pay were more than ten years ago. [Earnest teach …]

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The Fate Of Poor Memory-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 581

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

The Fate Of Poor Memory-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 581


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NO.1

Staff: “What can I help you sir?” [Passionate…]

Small ants: “Eh……” [Awkward …]

NO.2

Staff: “Whether our dishes is good for you appetite?”[Passionate…]

Small ants: “Yes, it’s very delicious. But I…… ” [Awkward…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Sorry! But I have no money to check out. I forgot it.”[Speak out…]

Staff: “Don’t worry, you can check out with you credit card.”[Offer means…]

NO.4

Small ants: “What a pity for me that I don’t have a credit card also.” [Sham-making…]

Staff: “All right, maybe you can help us to do the dishes.”[Understand…]

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So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

So That’s it -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 86 phase] 580


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[ REGISTRY ]

NO.1

Staff: “Hello! Here is the registry” [Calling…]

Small ants: “…………” [Ignore …]

NO.2

Staff: “What’s your name sir?”[Asking…]

Small ants: “I’m Mr Yang.” [Ignore also…]

[Explain: The “Yang” spelling as the same with “goat” in China.]

NO.3

Staff: “Really? But why you don’t have the cavel?”[Intentional…]

Small ants: “Oh…you have made a mistake, shit!”[Angry with it…]

NO.4

Staff: “Ah…so that, ok! I see.”[Realized…]

Small ants: “…………” [Angrier …]

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Toothache -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 85 phase] 579

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

Toothache -[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 85 phase] 579


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NO.1

Patient: “Doctor, please help me, I have got a toothache!”[For help…]

Doctor: “Oh, take yourself relaxed and I will have a check.”[Ready…]

NO.2

Patient: “Eh…” [Frighten…]

Doctor: “Oh, Your teeth as if infestation.”[Diagnosing…]

NO.3

Patient: “Wow, it’s unfortunate for me!”[Scared…]

Doctor: “Yes, your teeth really infestation!”[Tell the result…]

NO.4

Patient: “Shit!! But how can I get a toothache? It’s unimagined.”[Asking…]

Doctor: “Oh, you see you have spoken out more and more ‘shit’!”[Inculcate+Treat…]

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Refused-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 578

February 22nd, 2012 Shasa No comments

Refused-[Tungsten Ceramic(TKC)® Cool Ant Comic the 84 phase] 578


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NO.1

Small ants: [Happy for the Valentine’s Day…]

Beauty ants: [Valentine’s Day is boring…]

NO.2

Small ants: “Hi, girl! How are you?”[Communicating…]

Beauty ants: “Hello! I’m fine thank you.” [Farfetched…]

NO.3

Small ants: “Today is so cool, and I want to invite you to dinner.”[Minded…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, but I have supper already.” [An excuse…]

NO.4

Small ants: “Ah, I see. Let’s chat get together?”[Inviting…]

Beauty ants: “Sorry, it’s time for me to have supper, see you next time, bye!” [Refusing…]

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