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told her the actual price she will certainly scold me! So,Today I will make sure mom is happy with the

new phone and cheapest price!”

NO.2
mother:”Who is that?”[going to up the door...]
son:”Mom!It’s me ,I’m come back!”[Knock on the door...]

NO.3
mother:”Oh…my baby,come on!”[happy...]
son:”Mom! Would you like the new iphone4 I bought for you?”[happy and excited...]

NO.4
mother:”Ah…This morning to buy food, there is a man who saw my cell phone with 500 dollars to buy it,

NO.2
A:”Recently,I read the new release of the film version .”[talk about recently...]
B:”ehm…and how about it?”[asking of Disdain...]

NO.3
A:”Fortunately, but I don’t understand why does lazy goat put feces on the top?”[lovely...]
B:”Oh…my god!Why not you think it looks like ice cream?!”[The irony]

NO.2
A:”Oh…so what? “(Don’t care about…)
B:”You know the driver also wears white gloves!It’s so cool!”(Exciting…)
”

NO.3
A:”So,shall I buy one for you?”(Just a joke…)
B:”Oh…really?!It’s will be wonderful!”(Believe…)

NO.2
The passenger:” Miss, please up my luggage! ”
The airplane attendant:”Sorry sir, I can’t lift it alone, let’s together?”

NO.3
The passenger:”You are Angel, right? Angels won’t go on?”
The airplane attendant:”Oh…you are my god and you can’t put it up ,do I make it?”

NO.2
The girl:”We are game over now!”(Arrogant…)
The boy:”Oh…why?I don’t understand!”(Said…)

NO.3
The girl:”I was unemployed, no longer need you grab seats in the fast food shops everyday!”(Bad excuse…)
The boy:”but I was bought two tickets for us go home to live through new year!”(Persuade…)great sadness

NO.4
The girl:”Really?honey,It’s just a jock! Where is the railway ticket!”(Flatter…) ticket

The undergraduate(……):”Thank you!But I’m very sorry,I have no time to read.”
Sorry,I’m buzying..
NO.2
The staff(continue…):”Come on!It’s really good and necessary for you to read,our company will offer you good service.”

Come on! it’s good for you,our company offers a competitive compensation.

The undergraduate(perfunctory…):”My study is pool,and I didn’t passed the exam of several subject.”

NO.3
The staff(confidently…):”Don’t worry my dear! We are believe you can pass the Make-up examination and you will be ok for everything!”

The undergraduate(perfunctory…):”Oh,unfortunately,my CET-4 didn’t passed also.”

NO.2
Green ant(continue…):
What’s the bear without neck?
Yellow ant(Without thinking…):” It’s no-neck bear.”

NO.3
Green ant(continue…):
What is a bear without “JJ”?
Yellow ant(blurt out…):”It’s no-JJ bear.”

the green ant(passing …)
I want to know whether my remote-control was repaired!

NO.2
the gree ant(asking…)
Excuse me,Whether my remote-control was repaired?

the staff(vague…)
sir,eh…this is …

NO.3
the staff(Say sorry…)
I’m sorry to you sir,your remote-control has broken and it has no means to repairing.

the green ant(anxious…)
Oh…come on!so what can we do now?

NO.4
the staff(compromising…)
Don’t worry,sir.In order to showing our maintenance department’s good service to you,we will sent to you a

beautiful and Small bamboo as a gift.You can use this small banboo to control the TV on the sofa,and it’s very

comfortale and convenient!

Honeyant:                     (Mom is so boring…)
No,I don’t smoking ,mom.

Honeyant’s Mother:             (continue…)
Have you drinking?

Honeyant:                (perfunctory…)
No!

Honeyant’s Mother:                    (continue…)
Do you have a girlfriend ?

Honeyant:                      (perfunctory..)
No…mom.

Honeyant’s mother                            (seriously…)
This is necessary for you,my dear!